Ex-Pageant Girl VPILF Fails Civics, Doesn't Want World Peace

Any student taking a foreign affairs political science test in college high school middle school would need to explain the Bush Doctrine in order to get a passing grade.

Apparently, the standards for one heartbeat away from the Leader of the Free World are a wee bit lower.

By any standard, she has received an irredeemable flunking grade.

However, behold her technique:



A pause, a re-group, and a vague request for re-phrasing to buy a moment to think.

Know where that comes from?

Miss Wasilla, First Runner-up.

That is straight-up pageant interview technique. Behold.



Wonder how that would work with Putin -- he's right next door, she's got him down.

Right?